06Apr Baby By TimS in Relationship Jokes +50 -42 When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.
24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +31 -23 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
14Jun iPad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +32 -24 I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.” “Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.” That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
04Oct Birds and The Bees By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +20 -12 Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.
02Sep Cross The Road By SteveA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +22 -14 Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three f*cking hours ago.
27May Break Up Ideas By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +33 -25 If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.