Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Lift

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What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.

Bounty Hunter

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Chinese Man

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A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Irish Schools

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The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Bruce Lee

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Q. What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A. Wataaaaaarrrrr!!!

Black People

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Q: What’s the difference between an elevator and a black man?
A: An elevator can raise a family