Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Muslim Elvis Presley

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We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!

Chinese Man

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A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Camera

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Q. What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera?
A. Japanese.

How to

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How to name your Asian baby *drops pan down stairs* king song ding dong

Double glazing

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Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.

White People

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Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.