Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Jeans

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What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

B-Jobs

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Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?

A. They don’t like any jobs.

Tribe

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Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.

Moon

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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.

Donation

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A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Metal Detector

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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.