Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Englishman

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn’t invite the Welshman because he’s a c*nt.

Metal Detector

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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Magnifying Glass

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Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang

Black Serial Killers

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Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.

Tribe

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Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.

Moon

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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.