Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Guy

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Just started dating a black guy yesterday and it’s true what they say… He stabbed me and then stole my purse.

Chinese Drive By

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Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Double glazing

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Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.

Chinese Friend

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My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.

Muslim Elvis Presley

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We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!