My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.
Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.