Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Army

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My granddad used to be in the army until he ate all the rations.
He was shot for desserting.

Big Noses

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Q. Why do Jews have big noses?
A. Because air is free.

Postal Worker

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What do you call a female postal worker in china?

Mai Ling

Mathematics

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MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?

Welfare

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How do you starve a black person?

Hide their welfare check under their work boots.

Santa

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What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.