Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Carpenter

in Racist Jokes
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I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

Korean Wife

in Racist Jokes
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Last night I was gonna surprise my Korean Wife with a romantic meal but someone let the cat out of the bag.

Mating Call

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!”
Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!”
Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+136 -128

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Indian Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
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Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.

It’s called the Pun-jab.

HOUK

in Racist Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+123 -116

Q:How many transexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A: None! Transexuals screw in truck stops.