Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Health

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.

White Christmas

in Racist Jokes
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This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…

Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.

Ceiling

in Racist Jokes
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What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?

A not very good electrician.

Quarterback

in Racist Jokes
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What is the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back.

Sun

in Racist Jokes
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Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.