Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Racist

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Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

Chinese Wisdom

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Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.

nice eyes

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Me: You have nice eyes
Yi Qing Wong: Thanks
Me: Its a shame i cant see them

Rubber Toe

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???

Roberto

Chinese Friend

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My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

White Christmas

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This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…

Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.