Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Why?

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6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11

Carpenter

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I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

Irish Mugger

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Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

Swap Partners

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The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Greeks

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Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard

Angry

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How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.