21Sep Bank Deposit By Simon in Political Jokes +10 -22 I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!
17Oct Dangerous World By Scot in Political Jokes +12 -24 Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.
02Aug Science Discovery By Dave in Political Jokes +12 -24 Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.
13Jan New Varient By Dave in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +20 -32 A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.
07Jun Always Say No By Petes in Political Jokes +21 -33 When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.
18Oct Stages By Dave in Political Jokes +8 -20 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance … The 5 stages of buying car insurance.