Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

New Varient

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A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.

Always Say No

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When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.

Stages

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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Treason Day

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Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!

Whistle-blowers

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Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

Homelessness

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The day homelessness will end is the day when the ‘Big Issue’ decides to start including pictures of tits.