Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Treason Day

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Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!

Whistle-blowers

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Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

Homelessness

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The day homelessness will end is the day when the ‘Big Issue’ decides to start including pictures of tits.

Economic Stimulus

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If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?

Bank Deposit

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I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!

Dangerous World

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Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.