Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Stages

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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Treason Day

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Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!

Whistle-blowers

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Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

Homelessness

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The day homelessness will end is the day when the ‘Big Issue’ decides to start including pictures of tits.

Weapons Of Mass Destruction

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Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.

…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil.

Hillary Clinton

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The following conversation took place between Hillary Clinton and Satan.

Hillary: I thought you said I was gonna win the election!!
Satan: I thought you said you had a soul.