Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Bank Deposit

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I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!

Dangerous World

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Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.

Science Discovery

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Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.

New Varient

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A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.

New Girlfriend

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My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁

Weapons Of Mass Destruction

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Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.

…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil.