Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.
I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.
Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.