06Mar Greta By Dave in Political Jokes +7 -17 Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.
30Sep Chernobyl By Jim in Political Jokes +25 -35 I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
14Dec Immigrant Rat By Chris in Political Jokes +11 -21 What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant? Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.
06Feb President By DonaldT in Political Jokes +12 -23 I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.
24Dec Scouse Batman By dave in Political Jokes Tags: Scouser Jokes +6 -17 Why are scousers similar to batman? Because Robin helps them to survive.
11Sep 9-11 By Donald in Political Jokes +11 -22 I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.