Best Funny Political Jokes

I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?

Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.

The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.

I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.

I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.