Best Funny Political Jokes

Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.

I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

Fed up of airport security. Just got stopped for carrying a bottle of water but a guy with a long beard and Turban went through straight away.

Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.

I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.