Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Weapons Of Mass Destruction

in Political Jokes
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Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.

…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil.

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+11 -25

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Airline Passengers

in Political Jokes
+29 -43

According to a recent survey young kids are apparently the most annoying airline passengers.

I would have thought it might be terrorists.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+30 -44

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?

Homeless Guy

in Political Jokes
+21 -35

A cheeky homeless guy with a dog came up to me earlier today asking me for some money for food. I told him “If you were really hungry you would have eaten your dog by now.”

Chinese

in Political Jokes
+34 -49

Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.