Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
10
Jun

Carrot Pickup Line

By Adrian
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.

09
Jul

Irish Chatup Line

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
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+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

24
Apr

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

26
Sep

Really Attractive

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -24

Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

30
Apr

Great Ass Chatup line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -23

You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

03
Oct

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

By Daev
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -32

Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

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