Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Orphanage pick up line

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Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Irish Chatup Line

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Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

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Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

Really Attractive

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Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

Great Ass Chatup line

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You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

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Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.