Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
11
Oct

Prison

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

19
Sep

So Ugly

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

09
Jul

Irish Chatup Line

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
Tags:
+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

24
Apr

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

26
Sep

Really Attractive

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -24

Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

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