Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
21
May

Orphanage pick up line

By Oliver Twisted
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -37

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

19
Sep

So Ugly

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

09
Jul

Irish Chatup Line

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
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+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

24
Apr

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

26
Sep

Really Attractive

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -24

Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

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