Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
14
Nov

T-Shirt Pickup Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

03
Oct

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

By Daev
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -32

Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

27
Jul

Doctor Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -29

Hi, is your dad a doctor??? because I prefer my kidnap victims to have rich parents.

19
Sep

So Ugly

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

09
Jul

Irish Chatup Line

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
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+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

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