Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

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Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

Really Attractive

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Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

Great Ass Chatup line

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You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

Laura

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F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

Seat Chatup line

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Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there.
Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.

Bread Pick-up Line

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Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.