Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Apr

Chicken Farmer Chat-Up Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?

26
Sep

Really Attractive

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -24

Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

30
Apr

Great Ass Chatup line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -23

You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

04
Apr

Good Looking

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.

01
Sep

Dysfunction Pickup Line

By SteveS
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -30

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.

07
Apr

Laura

By Superspeedygamer
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -38

F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

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