Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
27
Jul

Doctor Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -29

Hi, is your dad a doctor??? because I prefer my kidnap victims to have rich parents.

19
Sep

So Ugly

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

19
Aug

Story Pickup Line

By Don juan
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Once upon a time there was a c*nt.
It was you.
The end.

09
Jul

Necklace

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -26

Would you like a free pearl necklace?

04
Apr

Good Looking

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.

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