Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
04
Mar

Banana PickUp Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -36

Guy: Would you suck dick for a ripe banana?
Girl: No
Guy: What would you suck dick for?
Girl: Nothing
Guy: So, you suck dick for nothing?

30
May

Hair

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -27

I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.

17
Nov

Glasses Pick Up Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -29

Man: Hi, you look great without glasses
Woman: I don’t wear glasses
Man: I do *Put glasses back on*

09
Mar

Vitamins Pick-Up Line

By DaveB
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -34

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

05
Jun

Toothpaste

By chris
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -21

My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.

10
Jun

Carrot Pickup Line

By Adrian
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.

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