Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Jul

Toast

By WayneC
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -22

Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?

14
Nov

T-Shirt Pickup Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

06
Jul

Hand Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Wow your hand looks really heavy.

Would you like me to hold it for you?

11
Oct

Prison

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

21
May

Orphanage pick up line

By Oliver Twisted
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -37

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

10
Jun

Carrot Pickup Line

By Adrian
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.

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