Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
20
Oct

Russian Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -30

Are you Russian?? Because you’re Rushing my heart-rate.

20
Oct

Microsoft Pickup Line

By BillyG
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -27

Hi my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

24
Jul

Toast

By WayneC
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -22

Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?

14
Nov

T-Shirt Pickup Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

06
Jul

Hand Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Wow your hand looks really heavy.

Would you like me to hold it for you?

11
Oct

Prison

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

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