Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Number Chat-up Line

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Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: No go away!!
Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?

Posh Pickup Line

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I’ll get your coat, you’ve pulled a gentleman.

First Sight Chat-Up Line

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?

Suicide Chat up Line

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Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.

Alzheimers Chat up Line

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Hi how’s it going? I’ve got Alzheimer’s… Are you my girlfriend?

Gasoline Prices Pick Up Line

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Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.