Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Dysfunction Pickup Line

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Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.

Laura

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F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

Seat Chatup line

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Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there.
Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.

Palestinian Pickup Line

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Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

Bread Pick-up Line

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+10 -28

Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

Number Chat-up Line

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Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: No go away!!
Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?