Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
31
Jul

Gasoline Prices Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -27

Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.

19
Aug

Story Pickup Line

By Don juan
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Once upon a time there was a c*nt.
It was you.
The end.

09
Jul

Necklace

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -26

Would you like a free pearl necklace?

04
Apr

Good Looking

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.

01
Sep

Dysfunction Pickup Line

By SteveS
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -30

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.

07
Apr

Laura

By Superspeedygamer
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -38

F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

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