Best Funny General Jokes

Q. What’s the richest cheese in the world?

A. Paris Stilton

Got food poisoning from a restaurant today. I ordered the fish of the day… unfortunately it turns out the day was actually last week.

Definition of Askhole – Someone who always asks for your advice but does the opposite of what you say.

Just been sacked from my job at the casino. Apparently when they hired me as a dealer I wasn’t supposed to try and sell crack cocaine to customers.

What do you call a pirate without a ship?
A creative homeless guy.

Q. Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A. Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.