Best Funny General Jokes

My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”

Q. Why didn’t the lifeguard safe the hippy?
A. Because he was too far out man!!

Interviewer: Give me an example of a time you overcame a difficult situation.
Me: I ran out of milk once when making cereal so I came up with the idea of using ice cream.

Just discovered a great way to save time in the morning. I now eat breakfast before I go to bed.

I recently started taking steps to cure my alcohol problem. It hasn’t worked, I’ve just got loads of angry window cleaners looking for me and a house full of ladders.

When I was growing up my parents made a lot of sacrifices. They were actually devil worshipers.