Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Burger King

in General Jokes
+13 -25

If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.

Teeth Whitening

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+6 -18

Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.

New Kid

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+13 -25

Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.

Money Saving Tips

in General Jokes
+13 -25

Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

Ships

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+11 -23

F*ck the ships!!

My lighthouse, my rules.

Boyonce

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+12 -25

Just been looking at Beyonce tickets and they’re $1300 each, wtf. For that price she better jump in the crowd and suck my d*ck.