11Nov Burger King By RonnyB in General Jokes +13 -25 If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.
16Feb Teeth Whitening By Mitch in General Jokes +6 -18 Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.
27Feb New Kid By Dave in General Jokes +13 -25 Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.
20Jul Money Saving Tips By Allen in General Jokes +13 -25 Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.
06Sep Boyonce By Steve in General Jokes +12 -25 Just been looking at Beyonce tickets and they’re $1300 each, wtf. For that price she better jump in the crowd and suck my d*ck.