Best Funny General Jokes

Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day.

Just got some happy news. My parents recently got food poisoning from a restaurant and I’ve finally managed to get a refund for them. That should help towards the funeral expenses.

I used to really hate my beard but then it grew on me.

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.

I can’t believe Gaviscon.

2 women sitting at a table quietly.

If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.