Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Funeral

in General Jokes
+20 -30

If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.

Extra Medium

in General Jokes
+23 -33

I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???

Cinema

in General Jokes
+14 -24

Guy who owns my local cinema just died.

His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.

Vampire

in General Jokes
+12 -22

What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.

Sick

in General Jokes
+14 -24

Calling into work sick is so much more fun if you call a company you don’t work for.

Thesaurus Club

in General Jokes
+9 -20

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk, converse, discuss or vocalise about Thesaurus Club.