Best Funny General Jokes

Just failed my job interview after the following question:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.

Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.

Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.

Just be fired from my job as a teacher.

Apparently LGBT+ doesn’t stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, tuberculosis +AIDS.

Just started my own charity to help the homeless. If any girls need a room please send an email with a photo attached to [email protected]