Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Death

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+15 -25

My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.

Birthday Voucher

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+3 -13

Just got a $20 voucher for my birthday. Why not just give me a $20 note so I can spend it anywhere without restrictions?

Maths

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+33 -43

Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.

Kitchen Sink

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+11 -21

Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.

Upset Stomach

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+34 -44

Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.

Funeral

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+20 -30

If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.