23May Death By Stevo in General Jokes +15 -25 My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.
26Jul Birthday Voucher By Steve in General Jokes +3 -13 Just got a $20 voucher for my birthday. Why not just give me a $20 note so I can spend it anywhere without restrictions?
27Oct Maths By Peter in General Jokes +33 -43 Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.
01Mar Kitchen Sink By RonaldM in General Jokes +11 -21 Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.
08Feb Upset Stomach By Dave in General Jokes +34 -44 Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.
18May Funeral By Steve in General Jokes +20 -30 If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.