Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Loads Of Cats

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Why do old women love to have loads of cats?
Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws’.

Help-Line

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Called the rape help-line today, apparently its only for victims!

Tofu Breakfast

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How to make a tofu breakfast.

Step 1. Throw tofu into the trash.
Step 2. Get some bacon.

Friends on Netflix

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Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.

Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…

McDonalds

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Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.

Me: Can I have a beer please?
Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds!
Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?

Street Performers

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I hate street performers…
Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.