29Sep Loads Of Cats By MariaS in General Jokes +24 -29 Why do old women love to have loads of cats? Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws’.
19Aug Help-Line By Your mum in General Jokes +16 -21 Called the rape help-line today, apparently its only for victims!
29Jan Tofu Breakfast By SteveB in General Jokes +25 -30 How to make a tofu breakfast. Step 1. Throw tofu into the trash. Step 2. Get some bacon.
09Jan Friends on Netflix By Ashley in General Jokes +11 -16 Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop. Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…
04Feb McDonalds By Dave in General Jokes +50 -55 Just had the following conversation at McDonalds. Me: Can I have a beer please? Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds! Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?
03Jun Street Performers By Dave in General Jokes +10 -15 I hate street performers… Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.