29Nov Self Help By dan in General Jokes +2 -7 Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.
15Jan Lottery By Steve in General Jokes +8 -13 Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery? They paid him with travelers cheques.
07Sep Wagon By PrestonA in General Jokes +18 -23 My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.
28Jun Ice-Cream Factory By SteveA in General Jokes +4 -9 Just quit my job at the ice-cream factory. Kept getting the cold shoulder.
25Dec Fat Old Man By SteveG in General Jokes +39 -44 Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.
24Oct Halloween By Steve666 in General Jokes +36 -41 I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.