Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Self Help

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Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.

Lottery

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+8 -13

Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery?
They paid him with travelers cheques.

Wagon

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+18 -23

My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.

Ice-Cream Factory

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+4 -9

Just quit my job at the ice-cream factory. Kept getting the cold shoulder.

Fat Old Man

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+39 -44

Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.

Halloween

in General Jokes
+36 -41

I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.