Best Funny General Jokes

My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.

My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”

I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…

I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.

Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.

Except Winter and Summer.

And Autumn.