29Mar Lemons By Tim in General Jokes +51 -51 When life throws you lemons, make lemonade… But also remember that unless you add water and sugar your lemonade will taste like shit.
18Aug Potato Chips By Sam in General Jokes +9 -9 My doctor is such an idiot. He recently told me I need to loose weight and recommended I start eating apples instead of potato chips, I’m pretty sure apples weigh more.
09Mar Fear By Dave in General Jokes +15 -15 Just been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants… or Feefiphobia as my doctor calls it.
05Aug Offends By SteveB in General Jokes +21 -21 If one of my jokes offends you 1. I’m sorry 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You’re a pussy.
04May Humble By Dave in General Jokes +26 -26 When I die, I’d like the word ‘Humble’ to be written in diamonds on my 20ft statue made from solid gold.
13Jul Drinking By Sammy in General Jokes +24 -24 After this weekend I’ve decided to give up drinking for good. I now only drink for evil.