05Aug Offends By SteveB in General Jokes +21 -21 If one of my jokes offends you 1. I’m sorry 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You’re a pussy.
13Jul Drinking By Sammy in General Jokes +24 -24 After this weekend I’ve decided to give up drinking for good. I now only drink for evil.
14Apr Cemetery By Paul in General Jokes +9 -9 Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.
28Dec Tourettes By Dave in General Jokes +11 -11 I used to think my dad suffered from tourettes but it turns out he just thinks I’m a c*nt.
12Sep Funerals By SteveB in General Jokes +25 -25 I hate it when funerals are at 9am. I’m not a mourning person.