Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Offends

in General Jokes
+21 -21

If one of my jokes offends you

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again.
3. 1 and 2 are lies.
4. You’re a pussy.

Orphans

in General Jokes
+21 -21

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Drinking

in General Jokes
+24 -24

After this weekend I’ve decided to give up drinking for good.
I now only drink for evil.

Cemetery

in General Jokes
+9 -9

Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.

Tourettes

in General Jokes
+11 -11

I used to think my dad suffered from tourettes but it turns out he just thinks I’m a c*nt.

Funerals

in General Jokes
+25 -25

I hate it when funerals are at 9am. I’m not a mourning person.