Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Jul

Drink

By Phil

in General Jokes

+43 -42

After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.

Sep

Women Studies

By DonaldT

in General Jokes

+18 -17

My friend has recently decided to take ‘Women Studies’ at college…
At first I thought it was sexist that the college only offered ‘Women studies’ but then I realised that ‘Men Studies’ is actually called History.

Mar

Apple Store

By Bill

in General Jokes

+46 -45

Q. Why did Bill Gates produce a smelly fart in the Apple store?
A. Because they didn’t have Windows.

Jun

Electrician

By susan pugh

in General Jokes

+11 -10

What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat?
Shock-a-lot!

Dec

Taxi Driver

By Shaun77

in General Jokes

+19 -18

Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.

Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.

Aug

Medical School

By Dave

in General Jokes

+30 -30

Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.