Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Dwarves

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Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Lost Kilos

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I lost 3 kilos over the weekend. Think I’m gonna go into hiding for a while just in case my boss sends a hit-man after me.

Oldest Man

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Heard on the news that the worlds oldest man died earlier today. Why does this keep happening?

Get Into Shape

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Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.

Advice

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+40 -39

I’ve decided to take my psychiatrist’s advice and live each day as if its my last day on Earth. So far today I’ve spent $20’000 on my credit card and I told my boss to go f*ck himself.

Opinions

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+15 -14

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and some stink!