Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Sit Ups

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In the morning I like to do 7 sit ups. It’s not a lot but my alarm clock only allows you to press snooze so many times.

Yoda

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

HDMI

Gun Manuals

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Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

Lost Kilos

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I lost 3 kilos over the weekend. Think I’m gonna go into hiding for a while just in case my boss sends a hit-man after me.

Oldest Man

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Heard on the news that the worlds oldest man died earlier today. Why does this keep happening?

Get Into Shape

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Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.