03Jul Accordion By StevEBV in General Jokes +28 -26 What is it about playing the accordion that makes people become homeless?
11Jun Positive Thinking By Dave in General Jokes +16 -14 Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.
26Mar Day By Gauchi in General Jokes +7 -5 Why does a day have 24 hours? Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.
07Jun Electrician By susan pugh in General Jokes +11 -10 What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat? Shock-a-lot!
31Dec Taxi Driver By Shaun77 in General Jokes +19 -18 Made a taxi driver really angry tonight. Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.
04Apr Social Justice By DonaldT in General Jokes +16 -15 Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.