Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Accordion

in General Jokes
+28 -26

What is it about playing the accordion that makes people become homeless?

Positive Thinking

in General Jokes
+16 -14

Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.

Day

in General Jokes
+7 -5

Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.

Electrician

in General Jokes
+11 -10

What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat?
Shock-a-lot!

Taxi Driver

in General Jokes
+19 -18

Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.

Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.

Social Justice

in General Jokes
+16 -15

Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.