Best Funny General Jokes

Q. How many men does it take to mop the floor?

A. Zero, that’s a woman’s job.

I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.

In the morning I like to do 7 sit ups. It’s not a lot but my alarm clock only allows you to press snooze so many times.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

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Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

The following conversation took place in a job interview.

Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.