Best Funny General Jokes

Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

I used to have a fear of climbing walls but I’ve finally managed to get over it.

What’s green and smells like yellow paint?

Green Paint

If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?

Driving a sports car and staying under the speed limit is like going to McDonalds for a salad.