Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

New Years Resolution

in General Jokes
+14 -11

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

Netflix

in General Jokes
+8 -6

Some people say Netflix is too expensive but I’m currently paying $100,000 per year to stay at home and watch videos from my college.

Chinese Takeaway

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Chinese takeaway – £15
Delivery charge – £1
Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.

Drug Test

in General Jokes
+15 -13

Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.

Science

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry

Accordion

in General Jokes
+28 -26

What is it about playing the accordion that makes people become homeless?