Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Strippers

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If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?

Sports Car

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Driving a sports car and staying under the speed limit is like going to McDonalds for a salad.

Zombie Apocalypse

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If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I’m just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.

Plastic Surgery

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Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.

Gambling

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+23 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.

Hate My Job

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+8 -5

There’s only 3 things I hate about my job.
1. Waking up.
2. The people
3. Working