Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Plastic Surgery

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+9 -6

Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.

Hate My Job

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+8 -5

There’s only 3 things I hate about my job.
1. Waking up.
2. The people
3. Working

Bakery

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+16 -13

What do you call a ginger person who works at a bakery?
A ginger bread-man.

Caesar Salad Recipe

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+9 -6

Get some salad and stab it twenty three times.

Love

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+17 -14

Some people say money can’t but love..

Bullcrap!!

Money just bought me a puppy.

Concentrating

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+12 -9

Just got fired from my job recently for concentrating too much. I work at an orange juice factory!