Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Colorblind

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Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.

Landscape Gardener

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Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

Worst Thing

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Worst thing to say in a job interview:

“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “

Outer Space?

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Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

Big Surprise

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I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.

Plastic Surgery

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Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.