29Mar Colorblind By GeoffB in General Jokes +19 -15 Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.
14Apr Landscape Gardener By Steve in General Jokes +8 -4 Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.
14Apr Worst Thing By Steve in General Jokes +7 -3 Worst thing to say in a job interview: “Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “
24Dec Outer Space? By Stevie in General Jokes +35 -31 Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space? A: E.T. the extra testicle.
31Dec Big Surprise By Thom in General Jokes +17 -13 I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.
29Aug Plastic Surgery By Eric in General Jokes +9 -6 Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.