Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Smile

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Do you know what makes me smile?
Facial muscles.

Dating

in General Jokes
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What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Hay Fever

in General Jokes
+20 -16

If pollen is ‘plant sperm’ then does that mean people who suffer from hay fever are actually being raped trees?

If so then trees should be chopped down as revenge in my opinion.

United Airlines Advert

in General Jokes
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Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.

Wifi

in General Jokes
+15 -11

I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.

Black Friday

in General Jokes
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Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.