Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Broken Down

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The following conversation took place this morning.

Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down.
Boss: What about the bus?
Me: I don’t have a bus.

Motivational Advice

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If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.

Benefit Street

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What do Benefit street and Sesame street have in common?

They both have a big bird, a guy living in a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.

Gravity

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Q. Why do women defy the laws of gravity?
A. Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up.

Money

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Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.

Corona Virus

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Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.