Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

United Airlines Advert

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Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.

Wifi

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I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.

Black Friday

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Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.

Colorblind

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Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.

Landscape Gardener

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Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

Worst Thing

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Worst thing to say in a job interview:

“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “