Best Funny General Jokes

I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.

im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one

I don’t understand women. They love it when you sweep them off their feet but as soon as you lock them in the back of the van they start freaking out.

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.

I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.

What’s the difference between a ginger person and a shoe?
A shoe has a soul.