Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Sainsburys

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I love Sainsburys. Just found a button on the self-checkout machines that says “cancel payment”. If you press it you can walk out of the store without paying.

What a great supermarket.

Super Lazy

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I’ve decided to be super lazy today. It’s a lot like normal lazy but i’m also wearing a cape.

Irresponsible Dad

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Kid: Wah wah, my toy is broke.
Dad: Don’t worry duct tape can fix it. *Puts tape over kids mouth*

Bad Drivers

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Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.

cactus joke

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im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one

Alcoholic

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I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.