26May Sainsburys By TommyT in General Jokes +17 -12 I love Sainsburys. Just found a button on the self-checkout machines that says “cancel payment”. If you press it you can walk out of the store without paying. What a great supermarket.
11Jul Super Lazy By Freddy in General Jokes +25 -20 I’ve decided to be super lazy today. It’s a lot like normal lazy but i’m also wearing a cape.
28May Irresponsible Dad By Tim in General Jokes +23 -18 Kid: Wah wah, my toy is broke. Dad: Don’t worry duct tape can fix it. *Puts tape over kids mouth*
28Jun Bad Drivers By Dave in General Jokes +24 -19 Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.
22Mar cactus joke By adam gibson in General Jokes +16 -11 im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one
09Nov Alcoholic By Dave in General Jokes +32 -27 I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.