16Feb Head Injury By Frank in General Jokes +23 -17 My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury while in his garden and had to go to hospital. Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine and I was able to find him and call for help.
29Oct The belt By James in General Jokes +46 -40 Once I made a belt out of clocks… It was a waist of time
28Sep Car By Dave in General Jokes +21 -15 You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example, if it’s in a ditch, it’s probably owned by a woman.
29Dec Wifi By Bentoq in General Jokes +32 -26 I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’
28May Irresponsible Dad By Tim in General Jokes +23 -18 Kid: Wah wah, my toy is broke. Dad: Don’t worry duct tape can fix it. *Puts tape over kids mouth*
28Jun Bad Drivers By Dave in General Jokes +24 -19 Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.