Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

The belt

in General Jokes
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Once I made a belt out of clocks…

It was a waist of time

Car

in General Jokes
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You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example, if it’s in a ditch, it’s probably owned by a woman.

Wifi

in General Jokes
+32 -26

I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’

Life

in General Jokes
+38 -32

Q. Why is life like toilet paper?
A. Because you’re either on a roll or some a$$hole is crapping on you.

Accident

in General Jokes
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My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.

He’s slowly dealing with it.