Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Wifi

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I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’

Life

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Q. Why is life like toilet paper?
A. Because you’re either on a roll or some a$$hole is crapping on you.

Accident

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My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.

He’s slowly dealing with it.

Librarian

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Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia.

She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”

Drug Addiction

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I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.