19Jun Bus Travel Tips By Dave in General Jokes +11 -4 Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Due to the circumference of the Earth you’ll travel an extra 0.0000000000013% further than the people downstairs.
02Nov Pulled Over By Wild Frank in General Jokes +43 -36 The following conversation took place after getting pulled over by the police. Police: How high are you? Me: I think what you meant to say is “Hi, how are you!”.
22Jun Chickenpox By Dave in General Jokes +34 -27 Just had the following conversation with my boss. Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.” Boss: “Don’t give me that!” Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”
22May Speeding By Robert in General Jokes +43 -36 Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding. Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding? Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?
10Oct Hospital Visit By Dave in General Jokes +40 -33 Just had the following conversation at hospital. Nurse: What happened to your fingers? Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast? Nurse: Yes? Me: I can’t do that.
07Nov Ryanair By SteeA in General Jokes +16 -9 Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”. I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.