Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Bus Travel Tips

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Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Due to the circumference of the Earth you’ll travel an extra 0.0000000000013% further than the people downstairs.

Pulled Over

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The following conversation took place after getting pulled over by the police.

Police: How high are you?
Me: I think what you meant to say is “Hi, how are you!”.

Chickenpox

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Just had the following conversation with my boss.

Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.”
Boss: “Don’t give me that!”
Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”

Speeding

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Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding.

Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding?
Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?

Hospital Visit

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Just had the following conversation at hospital.

Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes?
Me: I can’t do that.

Ryanair

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Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”.

I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.