Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Art Class

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Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.

Mummy

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Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.

Nothing Worse

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There’s nothing worse than waking up next to someone after a night out drinking and not remembering who they are, how you met them or why they are dead.

Lazy

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10 reasons why men are lazy:

1)

Vegetarians

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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.

Anti-depressants

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I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.