Best Funny General Jokes

I’ve just Wrote a really awesome song about fajitas… Well it’s more of a wrap really.

Someone really close to me died yesterday. Luckily the train wasn’t very busy so I just moved seats.

Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.

There’s nothing worse than waking up next to someone after a night out drinking and not remembering who they are, how you met them or why they are dead.

10 reasons why men are lazy:

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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.